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I gotta come clean
Back before I transitioned. I was friends with Charlie Kirk.
Every weekend me and the gang, me, him, Ben Shapiro, and Stephen Crowder would get in the car and go for a joy ride.
Now Charlie. He didn’t have a license. We would always tease him about that.
“Charlie’s driving? Boy I hope he’s qualified!” - Ben Sharpie would say (We called him that because he huffed the Ink from sharpies)
We laughed every time
Kirk would always defend himself by saying “I’m not driving! I’M TRAVELLING!”
We all felt sorry for Charlie, to be honest he didn’t really have the cognitive capacity to be taken seriously as a driver and had to steal that spot from one of us who were licensed.
Our friendship ended when I came out as Trans. Kirk looked up from the black baby he was painting white with lead based paint and said I was too dangerous to be around children
“Debating” kids at school and deliberately crop clips when the kids get the upper hand: idol of the right.
Claims he’s great at delivering right wing message to youth. Gets shot by right wing raised youth.
Got shot by the hand of the chosen ones that helped deliver him.
Message delivered.
At 300m/s
Two right in the prayers.
Master-debating
Wow! Whatever they did to rehabilitate him, is a miracle. There are many others could use this miracle cure.
The cure for fascism comes in a rich variety of dosages, from 2mm Kolibri all the way up to 20mm Vulcan, and beyond.
Not to mention an array of home made remedies, one of which is a refreshing cocktail hailing from Eastern Europe–i hear that one has a lot of kick.
He must be gushing with pride
Maybe he just doesn’t want to stick his neck out?
I don’t really comment on people’s physical appearances but I can’t get over how small his face is in proportion to his head.
I always think it’s a joke photoshop, but then you see an official journalistic photo and his face indeed only takes up ⅓ of the volume available.
Here’s a handy slider for reference. I find that 110% is the sweet spot where he looks as humanly proportioned as possible 😄
I wonder what’s the lowest percentage you could set it to and still get MAGAts to share it without realizing.
I’m starting the bidding at 85%.
NEVER FORGET! || how small his face was ||
Nah, that’s too obvious. I’m thinking 90% is the lowest they’ll fall for and 95 is the lowest they’ll fall for every time.
105% works better imo
For reference 75% is what the actually looked like
108
110 is just a little big
🎵 I like big faces and I cannot lie 🎵
Lmao thank you for this 😂
You’re so very welcome 😁
If you all did this without sound, you should go back and do it again with sound. You won’t regret it.
but I can’t get over how small his face is in proportion to his head.
Oh that’s nothing. We have a right wing politician with the same face too small for head issue.
Look at this guy
Reminds me of a Zelda character.
This reminds me of seeing Bethesda face skins for games like Morrowind. Where the whole skin for the head is flattened into one 2d image. Its like the powers that be messed up and didn’t stretch the 2d image right on them.
Honestly I think this is more like an OG Oblivion’s potato face character.
Slovenia? Unpopular opinion: It’s almost as right wing as the US or UK.
What makes you think that?? The last 3 gpvernments have had the socialists in them. The right wing SDS can never get a coalition because nobody wants to work with them.
Most people (at least where I live) constantly vote SDS and hate minorities (especially migrants). As an autistic, I have to constantly need to fight for my rights (and when I speak out about it, people assume I am incompetent and deserve discrimination).
I think, that the rural (or shithole if you will) locations are extremely right wing, where I don’t even really feel safe, because I expect discrimination from practically everybody.
My brief experience of Ljubljana is great (and I think most left-wing votes come from there) and after collage, I will definitely try to work and do my legal stuff there (where I’ll at least be considered an equal).
I didn’t plan this to be a personal rant, but fuck it, I’m still posting It.
Najdi si boljšo družbo ne vem kaj naj ti rečem. Jaz sem v Ljubljani srečal in spoznal več rasistov in podobnih kot doma na gorenjskem .
Kmetavzi in antiintelektialci so povsod. Se mi pa še kar zdi da na splošno nismo tok v kurcu z desničarji kot recimo v ameriki
Counting or not counting gang violence?
If Charlie heard what they’re saying he’d be rolling in his ditch.
too bad erika is riding on his coattails and continuing his “message”:
Shouldn’t really have surprised us tbh.
Anyone would have to be a fellow grifter and/or clinically delusional in order to stomach being married to that pile of Komodo dragon shit for more than a couple days at most.
And coke habit. She looks feral.
NSFW this post dude! My cat almost puked…oh nevermind, he did. Yeah. Anyway. Oh and my fish! C’mon man! My fish!
Pisses me off that he’s remembered as a martyr
The only people who think of him as a martyr are the same ones who think orange king joffrey is good for the country.
You know… morons.
On the contrary, MAGA died with him. The administration tried to make joking about him off limits, so the internet turned the mere mention of his name into a joke
I wish that were true
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I just popped a perky
Horst Weasel
