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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • They are available at any kitchen supply store. They are roughly a little bigger than a quarter cup which is good for eyeballing things. But they are pretty variable in size. Never smaller than a quarter cup but sometimes as big as 1/3 cuo, sometimes even in the same box if you buy them with very little English lettering on the box.

    They are essential for Indian mise en place.






  • Thick soup.

    Tomato White Beans Soup ****.
    2 tablespoon butter. 1/4 cup chopped onion.
    1/2 cup chopped celery.
    1/2 cup carrot.
    1 tbsp Minced garlic.
    3 cups vegetable stock.
    1.5 Tbsp tomato paste.
    2 cups crushed tomatoes.
    1 tsp dried basil.
    1 bay leaf.
    1 tsp dried rosemary.
    salt and pepper to taste.
    4 cups canned white beans drained and rinsed.
    1/3 cup grated parmesan.

    • In a quart pot saute the onion, carrots and celery in butter until onions are soft
    • add the garlic and saute for 1 minute
    • Deglaze the pan with the stock
    • mix in the crushed tomato, tomato paste, basil, salt, pepper, rosemary, and bay leaf.
    • bring to a boil
    • reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes.
    • add a 1/2 cup of the beans to the pot.
    • remove the bay leaf
    • Using an immersion blender puree until chunks are no longer visible
    • Stir in the rest of the beans and the grated parmesan
    • Serve with crunchy bread.