“Yeh dad, I’m into dropping pills in dank nightclubs now too”

Hey, you remember that thing that happened years ago, that no one else noticed, but you still feel like a cunt for?

It’s sky news…

Now do Trump

You never hear about the Bermuda triangle anymore

You have 10 seconds to comply

Take away pizza from big chains are all absolute rip offs. £20 for a large pizza with inferior dough and toppings? If I can be bothered to make the dough myself then it would cost about ~£2 to make at home with fresh ingredients.

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So the shareholders can afford the nice champagne for their meetings.

Adam and the Ants headlining?

They should have charged her with Prety vandalism

They should have charged her with Prety vandalism

Bet she didn’t expect how much that would Costa

Because they are terrified that the slightest whiff of any anti-Israeli sentiment will cause the right wing rags to descend into frothy-mouthed calls of antisemitism.

Wtf is this shit?

I’m pretty sure they said “fluorescent lit wastelands”.

This government is trying incredibly hard to make itself unpopular

Mine work perfectly with Bazzite