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Cake day: June 5th, 2025

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  • I gotta come clean

    Back before I transitioned. I was friends with Charlie Kirk.

    Every weekend me and the gang, me, him, Ben Shapiro, and Stephen Crowder would get in the car and go for a joy ride.

    Now Charlie. He didn’t have a license. We would always tease him about that.

    “Charlie’s driving? Boy I hope he’s qualified!” - Ben Sharpie would say (We called him that because he huffed the Ink from sharpies)

    We laughed every time

    Kirk would always defend himself by saying “I’m not driving! I’M TRAVELLING!”

    We all felt sorry for Charlie, to be honest he didn’t really have the cognitive capacity to be taken seriously as a driver and had to steal that spot from one of us who were licensed.

    Our friendship ended when I came out as Trans. Kirk looked up from the black baby he was painting white with lead based paint and said I was too dangerous to be around children



  • Sadly, I’ve come to the realization that the sueprnatural doesn’t exist.

    There’s no psychic powers, no chaos magic, no God, no UFOs. the universe is cold and dead, and the fact that any of us are alive and aware is a temporary “glitch”

    Conciousness is a mystery, and given that Integrated Information Theory was recently branded a pseudoscience. It will remain so, but neuroscience says it aint the fucking soul.