Cocktails do not contain bay leaves, this is legally a soup.
Cops arrested me for driving under the influence of soup. ACAB.
order a cocktail
look inside
no cock
shit pisses me off. and they get me every single time. i keep ordering tho
remember to have a pint of water between drinks and you will minimize the dues to pay afterward
Good times create hangovers. Hangovers create bad times. Bad times create the need to rehydrate.
bad times mostly create the need to eat my bodyweight in nuggets honestly
Successful hydration creates the opportunity for strong cocktails. Strong cocktails create good times.
I NEED STRONG COCKTAILS NOW
My bladder could never
strong cocktails make soft men, have to sober up to get hard
Maybe you just have erectile dysfunction.
Costco bay leaf spotted
Hard times create strong cocktails
Strong cocktails create hard men
- Joe Brogan
create hard men

now this is goodposting
True. When I feel down a mojito will usually improve my mood. Even if just for a moment.
Hard men create good times
Good times create soft men
Soft men create The Hard Timesdeleted by creator
Yea strong enough cocktail and you’ll forget all sorts of stuff
so why would you show us a picture of a bunch of sweaty ice in a glass?
silk shoes mean strong cocktails while descending the pyramid












