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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Forget about men. Strong cocktails create good times.

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Forget about men. Strong cocktails create good times.

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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Cocktails do not contain bay leaves, this is legally a soup.

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Cops arrested me for driving under the influence of soup. ACAB.

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    order a cocktail

    look inside

    no cock

    • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      shit pisses me off. and they get me every single time. i keep ordering tho

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    remember to have a pint of water between drinks and you will minimize the dues to pay afterward

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Good times create hangovers. Hangovers create bad times. Bad times create the need to rehydrate.

      • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        bad times mostly create the need to eat my bodyweight in nuggets honestly

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        Successful hydration creates the opportunity for strong cocktails. Strong cocktails create good times.

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          I NEED STRONG COCKTAILS NOW

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      My bladder could never

  • mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    strong cocktails make soft men, have to sober up to get hard

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      Maybe you just have erectile dysfunction.

  • SickSemper [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Costco bay leaf spotted

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    Hard times create strong cocktails

    Strong cocktails create hard men

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      create hard men

      hentai-free

  • Bob_Odenkirk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    now this is goodposting

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    True. When I feel down a mojito will usually improve my mood. Even if just for a moment.

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    Hard men create good times
    Good times create soft men
    Soft men create The Hard Times

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      deleted by creator

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Yea strong enough cocktail and you’ll forget all sorts of stuff

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    so why would you show us a picture of a bunch of sweaty ice in a glass?

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    silk shoes mean strong cocktails while descending the pyramid

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