You smashed open your nephews beany bank, you pinched Gina’s Beank of America platinum card that one time too to buy beanis from the dark web. You think it’s just harming you, but it’s harming all of us

Where have you been, huh?

I admire and recognise the courage of spirit it took to not make a bean joke here. You can do it and you’ve proven it to all of us here that you can

You will have to swear an oath on the Holy Beanble to bear true testimony and witness in a proceedings relating to alleged serial embeanzzlement

hahah you all aren’t seriously gunna believe him right, me…? Beanis post? I’d never

This is a judgement free zone. It’s okay to feel embeanressed, we all have our up moments and our downs. We’re here to get you back on your feet amd good posting again

You shouldn’t even be posting. We confiscated your phone how did you get another one

That’s what you said last beantervention. And here we are again

But you were also so much before the beanis. We miss that side of you

Just take things one bean at a time. You got this

Please, stop doing this to yourself. Respect yourself

The first step is admitting it. You may like to go to Beanoholics Beanonymous. Uncle Jaz swears by it

Get your best suit dry cleaned to appear in court Mx Owl, cos we’re gunna take you to the cleaners