

only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds
a good day on hexbear is usually a lot better than that for me. sometimes I get a belly laugh along with the anxiety
there will be a huge supply chain disruption once inventories deplete in about 5-7 weeks as the container ships have dropped by 60% or more. even if this stops tomorrow you’re looking at a few weeks of empty shelves
this one
or this one?
writing funny headlines is a dream job. getting paid to shitpost
end apartheid, end the occupation, death to Israhell
the protection of democracy
lol you know, democracy. the system where even if 80% of people want universal healthcare, all you get is austerity and police violence
it’ll just be a bunch of people in skin-tight suits pretending to be robots
I love it too but the truth is some of us will have to get off the couch
D2A
unconfirmed reports that the tow truck had a bumper sticker which read “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE PLANE FELL OFF”
hey newsheads, question— not that I give a shit about the ritual minutiae of our liberal “democracy”, but why does the president have complete uniliateral authority to determine tariffs? seems like something the legislature should be doing. I remember hearing someone say it was because of some bullshit national “emergency” execption because of some made-up shit involving fentanyl or whatever?
long list of genocidal quotes from genocidal scumbag Ben-Gvir
all but the most indoctrinated will raid before they starve