In a press conference today, US Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed that all non-US track and field athletes will be chased by agents of United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement while competing in the 2028 Summer Olympics.
“President Trump has always believed in government efficiency,” said Leavitt, pursing her lips together until they resembled the butthole of a fancy little dog. “So when our brave ICE agents are sprinting down the 400m track at the LA Olympics, they’ll actually be accomplishing two things at once: engaging in important fitness training exercises and rounding up some of the country’s fastest illegals.” […]
No fucking fair.
You assholes have already speed run becoming just like Russians and now you’re flat out admitting to using performance enhancing submissives.
I think the 2028 Olympics will be with USA, Russia, China, North Korea, Hungary, Israel, Some Arab and African Countries
You think the world will be a position to hold a 2028 Olympics?
I think Winter Olympics will be first to go.
Hunger games, Olympics potato potato.
I may be too optimistic.
performance enhancing submissives
Sounds like my sex life
Humor is an important relief but whats the difference between ice and gestapo secret police? Honest question.
gestapo were better dressed
ICE is unidentified police. Secret police can be anyone, anywhere.
Thats true. I actually couldnt find any nazi police that were similar to ice, in the form of being in civilian clothes and masked. Not even the nazis had that idea.
That is literally the same thing just worded differently
How about this: ICE isn’t trying to hide the fact that they’re ICE. A secret policeman is undercover.
Is that why ICE don’t always wear identification and cover their faces?
Still not the same as secret police. Even though unidentified, they are clearly presenting as police. Secret police don’t walk up and say, “Hi! I’m a cop!”
Yes
US confirms contestants in all 2028 Olympic track events will be chased by ICE agents
Which will be chased by random men with a threatening tactical assault sandwich.
Yea but the guys with the sandwiches will all be aquitted
We’re tumbling towards unrestricted sub warfare
Those fatties can’t run
