In a press conference today, US Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed that all non-US track and field athletes will be chased by agents of United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement while competing in the 2028 Summer Olympics.
“President Trump has always believed in government efficiency,” said Leavitt, pursing her lips together until they resembled the butthole of a fancy little dog. “So when our brave ICE agents are sprinting down the 400m track at the LA Olympics, they’ll actually be accomplishing two things at once: engaging in important fitness training exercises and rounding up some of the country’s fastest illegals.” […]
How about this: ICE isn’t trying to hide the fact that they’re ICE. A secret policeman is undercover.
Is that why ICE don’t always wear identification and cover their faces?
Still not the same as secret police. Even though unidentified, they are clearly presenting as police. Secret police don’t walk up and say, “Hi! I’m a cop!”