i think we should replace “hurt the poor” or “tax the lower class” with “racist shit”, as the first two are pretty similar.

need a cat with a nervous bladder you have to take to the litter box to interrupt your sitting sessions

i am jealous envious of your fancy exoskeleton

i feel like we’re less post-apocalyptic and more apocalyptic and maybe i should get more eyes

try it in your neighbor’s backyard, the one without a camera? there. for deniability.

pretty sure they used that as a guide to violate everything the nation holds sacred

edit: words hard

i also realize i’ve fallen off three cliffs (one of them several times) and there is definitely ice cream that makes you want to drive a bus over a cliff. you ever had that nasty chocolate ice cream that leaves your mouth feeling chalky?

mammal, not human

i’m more concerned with what the standard deviant looks like i got to keep up with my fashion

if i can’t have peace, why should they?

why do you think they built in in florida? local sheriff won’t help democrat lawmakers

don’t forget the kimmy schmidt solution to also throw yourself on the tracks. that’s a solution too.

i mean i’ve had some ice cream, i contest the validity of the last position

my flavor is fine, i’m just very grainy and mealy.

I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they’re aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven’t broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.

Sink kitty

If you’ve ever had your dangle out around the cats, uh, you haven’t have it out twice. The Fool.

Aww he thinks he’s tradespeople

Because cat.

Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend’s souffles