Schism! Schism! Schism!
A lot of people don’t know this, but I’m actually the best at Catholic.
I’d pay to watch Trump attempt to partake in a Catholic mass unaided.
2028 Summer Olympics are in LA. Olympics People - I’m ready for my Gold. Should be Special Trump Gold Medal because I’m the president. Maybe people will get mad and I shouldn’t say this. But if Catholic at the Olympics - I get the Gold Medal. So… should be.
fuck I’m imagining Trump in the Popemobile wearing the hat and holding the Olympic torch with three gold medals around his neck (“I actually won three times but Sleepy Joe stole one, very unfair, but we have Olympics this time and I’m president, so I’m getting the Olympic medal for president three times now and we love it!”)
just grinning like an idiot and doing the little jerking off two dudes dance he does at rallies but from inside the Popemobile with the Olympic torch
Trump’s Popemobile
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TORCH! Seriously though - Trump’s gonna decide who gets to carry it - isn’t he.
in the name of the burger, the fry, and the holy nugget
he might not make the best Pope, but he would definitely make the best Poop.
boom. gottem.
Please. This would be the funniest thing ever.
I’m still holding out hope for an American antipope. I know the year of four presidents didn’t pan out (yet) but I have a good feeling about trump appointing someone (himself?) the Real Pope™ based out of Mar-a-Lago
The Real Pope™ based out of Mar-a-Lago
I mean we had one in Kansas for awhile that had his parents and a couple of random guys vote him Pope.
more like M&MXXVIII
There are some triggered lib comments on Bluesky. I didn’t share any because they were far more whiney and pathetic than funny. Sad.
But I’m surprised how many libs are finally not pouncing on the bait and they grasp right-wing messaging.
What’s so perfect about this Lindsey Graham tweet is that it’s absurd enough where he can claim it’s a joke, it’s sycophantic enough where he can score points with the MAGA primary voters he needs, and Trump is delusional enough to believe that he means it.
https://subium.com/profile/trumpstaxes.com/post/3lnyigi2vzs2b
Their two brain cells have finally found each other and are beginning to rub together.
They’ll conceive of dialectical materialism and join us in no time.
I mean, we all agreed the next Pope would be worse, so…
“Hey, I had this idea! What if instead of separating church and state, we explicitly united them! And then, like, our king would be the spokesperson of God. It’d be like some sort of divine right or something. We could call this and its legacy something like the Dark Ages. It’d be cool, man; this has never happened before!”
I’d be the best pope folks, people come up to me all the time “Oh Mr. President, Mr. President, why aren’t you the pope?” and honestly folks I don’t know, so we’ll be on the lookout for that white smoke, and it’ll send up a smoke signal for the whole world to see - PRESIDENT TRUMP, can you imagine that? Me as the pope. I’d be the best
lmao hell yeah
Lmao. Sure why not.
anglican church comes in many forms some consider… unnatural
