2028 Summer Olympics are in LA. Olympics People - I’m ready for my Gold. Should be Special Trump Gold Medal because I’m the president. Maybe people will get mad and I shouldn’t say this. But if Catholic at the Olympics - I get the Gold Medal. So… should be.
fuck I’m imagining Trump in the Popemobile wearing the hat and holding the Olympic torch with three gold medals around his neck (“I actually won three times but Sleepy Joe stole one, very unfair, but we have Olympics this time and I’m president, so I’m getting the Olympic medal for president three times now and we love it!”)
just grinning like an idiot and doing the little jerking off two dudes dance he does at rallies but from inside the Popemobile with the Olympic torch
A lot of people don’t know this, but I’m actually the best at Catholic.
I’d pay to watch Trump attempt to partake in a Catholic mass unaided.
2028 Summer Olympics are in LA. Olympics People - I’m ready for my Gold. Should be Special Trump Gold Medal because I’m the president. Maybe people will get mad and I shouldn’t say this. But if Catholic at the Olympics - I get the Gold Medal. So… should be.
fuck I’m imagining Trump in the Popemobile wearing the hat and holding the Olympic torch with three gold medals around his neck (“I actually won three times but Sleepy Joe stole one, very unfair, but we have Olympics this time and I’m president, so I’m getting the Olympic medal for president three times now and we love it!”)
just grinning like an idiot and doing the little jerking off two dudes dance he does at rallies but from inside the Popemobile with the Olympic torch
Trump’s Popemobile
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TORCH! Seriously though - Trump’s gonna decide who gets to carry it - isn’t he.