LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]

Just a lil’ buddy

I felt bad that I accidentally disturbed them from their sun basking and they wanted to hide from me for a sec but I passed the vibe check apparently and they came back to the sunny spot next to the trail

all this talk of a bunch of people fighting gorillas, no talk about how many gorillas one person could befriend, smdh

The Sopranos is about gabagool

Made a snriend (snake-friend)

The latest fad is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural

oh, to be a sunbathing sleepy wolf

we smokin’ Boomhauer

Navy deckhand confidently slapping 100mph tape on a gazillion dollar plane going “oh yeah, that ain’t going anywhere”

probably

a hack old newspaper editorial cartoon of Trump as Major Kong from Dr. Strangelove riding the bomb but the bomb is labeled TARIFFS* and the ground is labeled THE ECONOMY

*^{LATEST FAD}

People are saying embargoing yourself for no apparent reason and shooting yourself in both feet with one bullet is one of the most tremendous deals of all time

Wow, everything’s computer!

Mr. Burns’s olde-timey nerve tonic that gave Ken Griffey Jr gigantism

Have an earache and can hear my own pulse beating in my head and can’t sleep

Yin/Yang 2028: Twirling Towards Freedom

been there

hope you feel better

We live in the dumbest fucking country I swear to god

Being reminded of the evangelicals claiming the flag that got tangled up behind the stage of the assassination attempt was an angel