fuck I’m imagining Trump in the Popemobile wearing the hat and holding the Olympic torch with three gold medals around his neck (“I actually won three times but Sleepy Joe stole one, very unfair, but we have Olympics this time and I’m president, so I’m getting the Olympic medal for president three times now and we love it!”)

just grinning like an idiot and doing the little jerking off two dudes dance he does at rallies but from inside the Popemobile with the Olympic torch