finally, i can use this meme:
/r/sinkpissers
Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the rest of that sentence?
“Just get over it.” ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I’ve known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It’s not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
It’s not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
There’s a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Sometime is wrong in the head with those people.
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I’m very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn’t.
As long as you’re not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don’t really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you’re tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I’m pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don’t really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don’t even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I’m talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅
have stubborn morning wood
that’s so real. I’m too short personally 😅
On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
If you can’t avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don’t be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn’t make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you’re too scared that you’ll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
Just sit on the toillet man… Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.
Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.
it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
If there’s no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y’all?
Yeah I kinda get it.
I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
… but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I’m not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.
It’s not like I don’t wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?
In the toilet like everyone else?
You’ve probably noticed that toilets work differently to sinks.
Your pee ends up in the p-trap (yes that’s what it’s called) and then running the water just dilutes the pee. It doesn’t get “flushed”.
The entire premise was there not being a toilet present.
And no, that’s not how plumbing works.
If there’s no toilet present then where does everyone else pee?
Just hold it in until one becomes available? How is this such a problem, I’ve never encountered in my entire life.
I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.
It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?
Deuce in the sink?
Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.
Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower
Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?
r/sinkpissers
I went one further and thought he’d spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.
Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It’s right up there with “calm down”; “chill out, love”; and the classic “yeah well Tracey next door doesn’t mind it”.
