Often people seem uneasy when they walk past me in public. I’m tall, bald, bearded and all that. I wish they knew as soon as I get home I’m all like “Where’s that kitty bacon? Where is it? There it is! Jiggle jiggle jiggle! Yeah you like that, don’t you? Who’s my little fatass?”.
It appears so.
All of this is being covered with surprising intensity by European news outlets
And she truly embodies that
Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.
Oh to ribbit in the bog all night
Fun fact 1: On the ISS people get constipated a lot because without gravity the time-to-poop receptors don’t get tickled enough and when they finally do it’s too late for it to come out easily so again without the help of gravity they have to resort to rooting around in there to remove the dookie pebbles manually. There are gloves provided to astronauts for that specific purpose.
Fun fact 2: This act is much easier to perform for women because they can use the glove from the front. Also no prostate in the way.
His skin suit is just worn out now that he can’t take his true shape on Epstein island anymore.
I had to drop out of uni because of depression and social anxiety when I was 25. Been in therapy since, weekly sessions and a six week stay in a clinic. Tried working again 2 years ago but had to quit after a few months.
I’m 29 now. Since about 3 months ago out of the blue my mental ailments have all but vanished. The months before that were very painful. I had lost contact with all my friends, my hobbies no longer felt fun, I was just lost and scared because of what’s been happening in the world. But during that time without really being aware of it I processed a lot of trauma and allowed myself to actually see it through and regenerate for the first time. The reclusive hermit stage can lead to big things. If you’re interested the woman in this video talks about her healing journey which then kicked off mine.
I also recommend mindfulness training. Basically teach yourself to think less because thinking makes you sad.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
Now you have me wondering if such a cursed item actually exists but I know better than to google what I would have to google.
Jimmy Carr
The physique of a heavy drinker
There’s still an antivirus program out there for 32 bit xp and firefox supports a lot of the usual plugins. I wouldn’t do online banking but I browsed the web on bare metal xp (the unofficial “integral edition”) ealier this year and it was fine. It’s not ideal but for some low level office stuff with little security concerns xp is kinda serviceable even today.
What’s the point of replicating life? If I want a mindless servant I don’t want them to seem alive at all and just doing it to prove you can doesn’t seem all that advanced to me. Also who knows what advanced species might have discovered that we haven’t? Maybe there is more to life than matter after all and replicating the other aspects will forever remain impossible.
I’ve been using thumbkey for a while now. The first few days were torture but once you’re used to it there’s no going back.
Kid named fucking Mildred:
Hail to the proletariat, baby.
I have a similar reaction to being asked for H2O.
Let me reiterate. They use rubber gloves to extract caca nuggets out of their own ass. I don’t think the astronauts would consider this a solved problem 😅