I was at a wedding tonight and everyone on the dance floor seemed to know what to do with their hands while dancing. I just can’t seem to figure it out.
Executive function.
Legs. I’m a double amputee, and I miss them.
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I feel like long legs would also help out in other facets of life.
Like, if you have long pants
You’re a menace
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I would say that’s not really minor
Relatively? Yeah. It’s minor. Most people don’t even consider having legs.
Yeah highly disagree there lol
When was the last time you thought: hmm… I have legs. Outside of this post obviously
I dunno I guess every time I use them? Especially during work outs. There isn’t a single thing on me I would be willing to give up or consider “minor.” Unless it’s like eye or hair color. But to lose a finger or toe or a whole leg or both because I don’t spend 8h of my day contemplating their value to me is just not how I roll. Friendo.
I wish I didn’t have this giant penis.
Well spit it out
I’m constantly tripping over mine
I’d settle for a non-shy bladder (a social bladder? An extroverted bladder?)
I’ll trade you! I have to pee about every 20 minutes due to malnurishment as a kid.
A loving family
My heart goes out to you, sweet stranger. ❤️
I’m so sorry, right there with ya
As in parents or spouse and kids?
I was gonna write the same thing. You’re not alone on this one.
A brain that can produce a stable level of serotonin and not go haywire all because the seasons changed.
That and being neurotypical, my life would be much easier if I didn’t have ADHD
I feel you, although I’m not sure this counts as minor
It is minor. People that are neurotypical don’t even think about it and take it for granted. For them it is normal, so it’s not a big deal, they don’t think there’s a struggle there because they don’t struggle.
No allergies. Im allergic to dairy, eggs and most nuts. I’m not lactose intolerant, which I wish I had, because then I could be in the bathroom for a few hours instead of a hospital for a few days. So many things have milk in them, and the few things that don’t put eggs in them too. I can’t eat out.
I feel you. I’m allergy to all nuts (that are tested for) and soy. Dairy, eggs and nuts sounds like a shitty combination because a lot of the vegan stuff is nut-based.
A properly functioning neocortex.
The thing that gets people to get out of the house and do things with other people.
Not like a vehicle, or transportation but the other thing
I’m a shut-in and I’ll say it doesn’t help living in a sparse area with only a bike*. I usually just ride on the trail to a very close bridge, sometimes I go to the closest town over and buy a few things from the produce section from the local grocery store and that’s it.
Admittedly, I probably still wouldn’t be very social in a denser place (money, but also other issues).
* I don’t want to drive, though lots of ditches around here and there is no north/south trail. So it is a factor.
Oh I got one of those too i need the thing that gets me out of the house. Like a thing that makes me leave the house to go do
Hair
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I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.
Smooth joints, by the time I was 14 I already had clicky joints and now if I stand or sit in the wrong way I need to click them back in
My ankles, wrists, fingers and hips pop so loud the secret police would hear it from down the road and bust me in the attic
A functional pancreas. Worked perfectly fine for 27 years, then my body just decided it was evil. Super neat.
The ability to snap my fingers. I can barely make a sound when doing it.
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I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.
Can confirm, got long fingers, can reach the bottom of most jars.
Make an OK symbol with your middle finger
Move every finger except your index finger to your palm as close to your wrist as possible (in a comfortable manner)
Adjust your thumb so it is on the edge of your middle finger closer to your pinkie (this is to cause more friction between your middle finger and thumb)
Press down with your middle finger and then move your thumb, as quickly as possible, to around where your index finger is
If it works, it’ll cause some burning on your finger and a loud noise, you can massage your palm where the middle finger hits if it’s still muffled, it’s likely stiff.
I definitely misread this and thought you said to put my index on my palm, so I was doing it that way, resting my thumb in my index finger. Definitely not as good as the actual method. Absolutely needs practice, though. Thanks for the help.
Which finger do you use other than your thumb? I use my rong finger, but I’ve seen others that use the middle. I’m sure some wierdo is out there mastering the pointer thumb technique
Middle. I’ve never heard of people using any other fiber, so it’s what I use.
An interest in dogs. I really dislike them as far as having to live with one which makes dating literally impossible. Using dating sites over the years I’ve seen probably 80%+ profiles mention loving dogs, needing dogs, stealing your dog, owning all the dogs, some profiles even start with “blah blah dog.”
I hate that there’s such an obsession with dogs and travel… :(
Do you like cats? Or any other animals?
I love cats! I have a monkey kitty of my own, I’ve just never been fond of dogs unfortunately.
Oh, you will have no problem finding an amazing person at some point in time then. Cats are better anyway ;)
Me and my GF met online and we’re both crazy cat people (our sons are two beautiful furry brothers). Just show that you’re a cat person instead! Hope you find what you’re looking for.
There are quite enough cat ladies and boys.
I for one like both but have a 60% tendency to get a dog first.Kitty
Every cat is kitty! :)
