Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:
Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.
Looking to make someone laugh.
Self deprecation.
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Id like to hear your guys thoughts on this post
9·2 days agoIt’s one brain cell firing and reacting to a residual signal from the initial fire. The only thing that keeps it going is its own stupidity.
Trusting scientists has absolutely nothing to do with kings at all…
The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”
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News@lemmy.world•Trump claims 'a lot of people don't see' that America has 'the greatest economy right now' as voters vent anger over affordability
7·2 days agoWe all start development as deuterostomes, meaning we all start off as just an asshole and grow from there, Trump’s biological development never progressed. He’s just an asshole.
“It was a normal Tuesday afternoon until I violated the toaster, nothing was ever the same again.”
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politics @lemmy.world•DOJ tells Republicans that Epstein files even worse for Trump than they thought: report
591·2 days ago“Ok, so, yeah… We know that Trump did all these horrible things to children, but we can’t charge a sitting president because of a memo written by another corrupt Republican administration. Sorry our hands are tied! Oh we can’t impeach him either because… because fuck you that’s why. Sorry not sorry! Vote R in the midterms though! Communism! Be afraid!”
What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol
Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.
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politics @lemmy.world•IRS Kills Off Popular Free Direct File Option For The 2026 Tax Filing Season
16·3 days agoThe Trump Administration: Fuck you America. Eat shit and worship me.
Asafum@feddit.nltoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•So I'm out here like "Kamala Harris y'all" and then she goes ahead and posts some shit like thisEnglish
514·3 days agoPolitics are just a different version of adult highschool drama… It’s so fucking aggravating.
There’s no win.
She say nothing/something muted: She’s so disrespectful! She couldn’t even muster up one nice thing to say about a public servant!
She says something: She’s so disgusting! He was a war criminal and an absolute piece of shit cancer on society. (facts.)
Obviously it’s not the same person saying both these things, but a potential support loss is always a calculation you need to have when saying literally anything.
Ideally what you really want is for the police station to be your place of worship. Gotta be “one of the good ones.” 60% of the time it works every time.
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politics @lemmy.world•Republicans try to turn national Democratic candidates into Mamdani copycats
192·3 days agoTwo centrists win races for governor: crickets
One socialist wins a mayorship: “OMG! THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL COMMUNISTS!!!”
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This is pretty much what I do with every “upper level” comment I write. It’s almost never directed at OP, it’s meant for anyone reading it.
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badposting@hexbear.net•are there any other communists here on hexbear?
9·5 days agoLook at you looking for free communism! That’s so communist… We’re all honest, hard working billionaires here.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do I need to read to get where you're coming from?
8·5 days ago
“They’re not rocks Marie!!”
…ok, maybe some of them are, but they’re really cool!
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he 'won't be extorted' by Democrats, shuns negotiations as shutdown drags on
51·5 days agoBecause Republicans have no interest in giving anything anyway. There is damage being done to people regardless, and keeping the government shut down will add to that damage. The Democrats are willing to have some of that happen temporarily, but the Republicans wouldn’t care if it went indefinitely. The Democrats seem to care about helping people so hurting people now is going against that desire, but it’s something they’re willing to do for a “greater good.” Republicans are counting on this “weakness” so they’re just going to keep saying “fuck you” until it goes too long and too many people get hurt for the Democrats to want to continue. I think the Republicans are avoiding the “nuclear option” for fear of a future use against them. It’s been their favorite tool to stop Democrats from accomplishing anything.
I see this more like “say uncle and we’ll partially stop torturing you and your family” (SNAP, government employee pay) “but we’re still kicking your genitals regardless” (healthcare) I say the Democrats will “have to” because the Republicans are perfectly fine with hurting as many people as the need to so they can keep feeding the ultra wealthy. I don’t really think public perception matters anymore, Trump never drops below a specific % of support from his cult, I don’t think Republicans have much to worry about.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he 'won't be extorted' by Democrats, shuns negotiations as shutdown drags on
114·6 days agoUnfortunately this is what I see happening too. The Republicans are perfectly fine saying “fuck you” until the end of time, but Democrats know they will eventually have to give up. :(
A typical Southern US “tiny home.”
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Announces More Surprise White House Renovations — Removing ‘Totally Inappropriate’ Tile in Lincoln Bathroom
58·8 days agoTry to tell me this fuck isn’t intending on staying past 2028. :/
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science@lemmy.world•Mathematical proof debunks the idea that the universe is a computer simulationEnglish
12·8 days agoI thought we didn’t understand gravity enough to prove it is quantum though? I think their results are based on the assumption that quantum gravity is the final explanation







I feel like this is almost worse in a way. We grew up with the future looking bright only to have it all collapse under us… We knew what we could have had and instead were given rampant corruption, war, economic and environmental collapse, and growing authoritarianism… Fun stuff… :/