the thirst is real. need me some big tiddie yandere anime girls to quench this dry parched throat.

we get to shower?

any asshat that posts slop instantly goes on my block list.

a fooking pencieeeeeellll!

pihole has got the best UX for DNS management hands down. it’s easy, not overly complicated, and perfect for entry-level selfhosting.

the fact that it actively blocks ads is a bonus.

cornily?

only if you gargle with it.

boku no cornburator!

sometimes we use the bathtub, but granny usually complains it feels weird against her knees.

that bitch gonna get her corn holed.

that would just make them martyrs.

we all know as soon as big bad chip daddy comes back with a big discount everyone not in this thread (and even some that are) will spread their cheeks and beg for more.

humans are dumb greedy little assholes that have zero willpower. that’s why it’s so easy to manipulate us.

I’ve had this picture saved for at least 15 years.

mystery solved!

prepare yourselves, nerds! buy your woodworking and farming tools now before those go up too!

if we all just turn off from the internet and technology in general, AI won’t have content to steal from or a market to sell it to.

this is the way.

she was never really a spider at all. she was an intergalactic traveler that became stranded on this shithole planet. the only thing she could do is to spawn in attempt to keep her species alive. she even was able to secure a group of these backwood yokals to protect her offspring and train them in the way of her people. Charlotte may be gone, but her survival lives on through her spawn.

you would be surprised at how many chemists are strung out on some form of illicit contraband.