Wait hold on

I wonder if I can get the Google assistant British lady to call me that

Edit: Lmfao it works

Everything always seems to make a lot more sense when viewed with the “how does this benefit Putin” lens.

Which probably means there’s something in Panama too, and I doubt it’s a canal.

Ahhhhh. NOW the Canada and Greenland thing makes sense. If Trump took over Canada and Greenland, then Russia gains full control of the artic.

He’s not wrong, but I don’t think pacifist is the word that should be used to describe the opposition to invading Greenland or Canada, or Panama.

Look, believe it or not, there are good guys in WH40k universe: the Tau. Yes, they will wipe your planet out if you refuse the Greater Good, but that’s what you get for being selfish bigots.

You aren’t kidding in the slightest. I started down the path of DOJA cat in racist chats and Jesus fuck that went off the rails real fast.

what the aneurism did I just read

Oooooo boy. Time to go to my parents and get some shit built.

Denmark, please tell us “Fascist regime, go fuck yourself.”

Also, why the fuck are eggs $9/dozen in some places, but I can go to Costco and get an 18 pack of free range eggs for $6?

Europe, I hope y’all are doing the whole “speak quietly and carry a big stick.”

Because if Putin steam rolls Ukraine, he’s not stopping there, and now he has the US government under his control too.

No, he murdered tens of millions. 21m is more precise.

We need to deal with these traitors-in-power soon.

That has to correlate with some environmental factor right?

Like lead does that, but there are enough 90s kids in their 30s who still support facism to make me question if it is lead.

Well.

I guess the joke that I wouldn’t be retiring with social security is less funny than I expected.

Wonder if my parents are gonna retire either.

My cat is 12 and still does this.

Comes in looks in the tub, starts yeolwing like I’m doing it wrong “you’re not supposed to be in the water, water bad!”