When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, it sends you back to apartheid South Africa.
I don’t understand the market for the Swastikar. You need to love Nazism, believe that global warming is real, and be able to finance a 100K vehicle. That’s a Venn Diagram with an incredibly small center circle.
The recalls and potential to be burned alive inside also have to be ignored.
You also need to be clueless about off-road and towing capabilities. I see an odd similarity to this car as the Hummer brand in the 2000s. It represented some sort of gluttonous American superiority at the time. Whereas the Hummer alluded to a military superiority, the Cybertruck now alludes to a BigTech superiority. It’s all the attempt to buy yourself an identity.
You need to… believe that global warming is real
No you don’t. There are plenty of chuds who like higher-end electric cars just because they’re extremely fast.
All cars in Seattle travel at 30mph or less during morning and afternoon traffic.
Yeah but you dont need a Tesla. There are so many cool electric cars now.
Sure, but if they meet the parent commenter’s other two criteria (loving Naziism and being able to finance a $100k vehicle), especially the first one, why would they pick some cool brand when they could have a swastikar instead?
(That downvote isn’t from me, BTW.)
But do they all validate the inner toxic masculinity needs?
Yes but how many of them are Blade Runner’s car?
Blade Runner spinners look way better than the swasticar.
Pssst, don’t let Elon hear.
The movies always made me fall asleep. But in the book, the cars could fly.
The cars fly in the movies too?
Like I said, the movies always make me fall asleep. Maybe I fell asleep before that part.
Sounds like a super power: just put a movie on when you go to bed 😅
The flying car is within the first 5 minutes of the first blade runner movie iirc?
My favorite is Incel Camino.
Funny, but I prefer Swasticar bc Deplorean is trading on the cool factor of DeLoreans
Wankpanzer is also pretty good.
Makes me glad that Bob Gale is preventing any new Back to the Future movies from being made, 'cause you know that someone in Hollywood would have tried to make a Cybertruck time machine otherwise.
That twitter car
We would have also accepted “Failblazer”
Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or…
Doc doesn’t have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership
Doc
doesn’t have tocan’t get it to 88mph,to travelBack to the Dealership in limp mode!
How about Derploreans? I liked cyber rust though, living in salty winter roads territory.
Funny how living where trucks are actually useful in the winter has kept the washing tubs to a minimum. Between the two factors I only saw my first one in the wild this month. It was black in a vain effort to look cool lol
Nazi clown car.
