Can never tell anymore theonion or nottheonion

The fake one is always less ridiculous.

They should start running stories like the tabloid rags from the 90s you saw at the grocery store checkout aisle. OBAMA GAVE BIRTH TO 13 YEAR OLD SPACE ALIEN CONTROLLED BY THE CIA.

Neanderthals were a lot like homosapiens (in fact they could breed, and they did) They could paint cave walls. They had culture and social structures. They were destroyed by violent invaders.

I’m getting scam calls about my extended egg warranty.

That’s like 4 a day, every day including weekends. Where do you live where there are that many jobs available?

This makes sense. And if I’m remembering right, I recall there were reports of racial and sexual discrimination and harassment at Tesla plants before Elon started showing his crazy on Twitter and podcasts. So maybe we should have seen this coming.

I bet you will see this within one month. Maybe even sooner.

That’s a good typo. But yeah I thought musk was saying the glass was bulletproof. Maybe he should be carrying that glass around on his shoulders instead of his poorly raised child.

What the fuck is 100/100 LGBTQ Quality? Is that some kind of ISO spec?

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

Surprise surprise.

Anyone know what happened around 2/11 2/12?

All of everyone’s retirement accounts are invested in the market. So it’s not just those assholes who get fucked by this.

I can’t handle being any greater.

Just curious, what was difficult about finding a way to get back here?

Is it because the various instance names are hard to remember?

My theory is that’s why so many new people end up on Lemmy.world. Many of the other popular instances have host names / domain names that are more difficult to remember and to tell someone about verbally.

They seem to be blocking access from certain IPs and VPNs (if not logged in?) Which is funny because some of these VPNs are not really hiding anything. Like my work VPN which I would think makes it pretty obvious which company I work for. Annoying when search results link to reddit content.

Big uptick last few days. I’ve heard there were more redditors coming over after more dumb stuff occurred recently. There was the Luigi hat thing recently.