Roll of toilet paper.
I’m in bed laying on my right side… So the ceiling fan? 💀
It’s my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.
Thankfully just a lip balm…
Too small, it’s gonna get lost.
a wall
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
Today its luggage. I’m gonna need a lube wale…a belube wale.
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
Oh no it’s my dog!
Air purifier…
A entire bedroom wall
