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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.
Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe…
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
Reply from red-faced-wolf:
I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day
Reply from scienceandfandoms
I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day
Cleric: Mind your manners, scum. Don’t forget how we dealt with your kind in Aafrika.
Vampire: YOU KILLED HUNDREDS OF MY KIND, YOU MONSTER!!!
Bard: Um, what the heck did you do?
Cleric: I blessed the rains down in Aafrika.
The bards name? Toto