Nah, he’s good. Two trans cancells each other out.

Never thought anyone would claim Monsanto to be woke, but here we are…

/s

Idiocracy was a better timeline than this. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho may have been a bit lacking in the patience department, but he honestly wanted what was best for his people, and he fucking listened to “the smartest man in the world,” and did what he was told to do to fix the problems. Then he actually abdicated because he thought Not Sure could run the country better than he could.