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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe…

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Reply from red-faced-wolf:

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

Reply from scienceandfandoms

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

  • vane@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Holy water works only for christian vampires. Atheist vampires remain unaffected.

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      8 days ago

      Though occasionally your luck runs out when you meet a really ancient vampire who can only be stopped with the totems of a stone-age shamanic cult no historic record remains of.

    • Zagorath@aussie.zoneOP
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      8 days ago

      It’s about the belief of the priest, regardless of the beliefs (or lack thereof) of the vampire.