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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.
Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe…
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
Reply from red-faced-wolf:
I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day
Reply from scienceandfandoms
I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day
Holy water works only for christian vampires. Atheist vampires remain unaffected.
Though occasionally your luck runs out when you meet a really ancient vampire who can only be stopped with the totems of a stone-age shamanic cult no historic record remains of.
Or garlic
Or didn’t they have garlic in the ancient times?
They’d have had proto garlic. Probably not as delicious as modern, but still like. Tasty?
It’s about the belief of the priest, regardless of the beliefs (or lack thereof) of the vampire.