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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe…

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Reply from red-faced-wolf:

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

Reply from scienceandfandoms

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

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    18 days ago

    Though occasionally your luck runs out when you meet a really ancient vampire who can only be stopped with the totems of a stone-age shamanic cult no historic record remains of.