I dunno, “some shit” is a better name.
Fuck yeahhh. Olive fetish.
Tf did this guy just call chips and pips?
Is that real? I love potatoes and I love olives, if this is a legit dish I’ll try it!
no it’s not real
Mate. It’s called pribbles and tarn, you dunce.
Proper scran, that
That’s more like it. “Nuts and bolts” makes way too much sense to be an actual British name.
Tribbles and barn, say ye?
Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.
Canadians got Hosers and Britains got Scousers, who would’ve thunk it!
Hmm… isn’t hoser like an insult?
Some people might use Scouser as an insult, but it’s just people from Liverpool.
Oi, I’m but a simple socialist who once lived in a commune, residing in the world’s newest fascistic regime! A few of us Yankees still read. I personally prefer to watch the beebs so I can keep up with current trends such as Cockney rhyming slang.
black olives from pizza places are usually not actually black; they’re green olives that have been chemically treated to oxidise quicker.
…which is presumably why they usually taste like o-rings.
Are black-treated green olives cheaper than black olives or what?
That might explain why i hate them so much even though i love all other olives
That might explain why I only ever get the texture from olives on pizza…which is…actually still ok with me. Flavorless for sure but yum olive texture
The texture of canned “black olives” isn’t really all that different from most types, but they have a much weaker flavor because they are processed in a matter of days instead of weeks/months/years of the alternative methods. Those longer methods, usually some combinations of brine and/or fermenting are where most of that flavor comes from. I only know this because I had a grand idea to try to grow my own olives and I looked into it and realized I wasn’t ever going to end up with my own that resembled stuff from the store. This is just more random info hiding in my brain instead of things that would be useful on a daily basis.
Lol I went down that olive rabbit hole once during covid. So much more work than I thought
If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good ebough for me
Just be careful in cold weather
Most olives in supermarkets are like that.
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Everywhere
https://oelbaum.net/schwarze-oliven-gefaerbt
It’s the same fruit, there’s no ‘black’ of ‘green’ olives. It’s just picked while unripe because it’s cheaper to process.
The blacks are more ripe tho. And the greens in brine, against the bitterness.
Edit: but most are colored with E579 or E585.
I believe thats any black olive thats not the wrinkly ones.
those are raisins, ramp
He said “I love fries.” and got misheard.
“I’ll have fries”
Honestly, I’d eat this… I usually think British food is disgusting, but they have me with this one.
This would not be a common British food, no. I’m curious what British food you don’t like though?
A vehicle for salt.
Some cheese on top of that and you have a feast.
Add feta >> Greek poutine
Feta and tzatziki or skordalia, squeeze a lemon on it. Now it’s Greek Poutine.
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I was just coming to the comments to mention that! I made it this last weekend. Fries are so good with feta cheese!
Looks kinda dry but with some sauce this actually would be great fast food
Some garlicky gravy-adjacent sauce and maybe something like chili flakes and I’d eat that with zero hesitation.
Even if these look like the abhorrent “olives” that are surely the leading cause of people thinking olives are disgusting. If these were freshly sliced regular brown olives (regular to me in the Mediterranean) they wouldn’t even need sauce at all. Although the chili flakes can stay.
Nacho cheese or a good aioli and id eat that.
I vote for aioli!
Yeah, around here, nachos that you buy from the local pizzaria is pretty much this, just some sad moist chips with a clump of stiffened formerly hot cheese, olives and jalapeños.
And honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if a variant where the nachos are replaced with pommes frites already exists somewhere.aioli
Poor man’s ranch dressing for anyone not of the continent
I would argue that ranch is the poor man’s aioli.
Aioli is more like flavored mayonnaise than ranch dressing
I mean it literally is in 99% of cases. Mayo got a bad rap for having too many calories and being associated with poor people so now they call same thing aioli.
How dare you, alioli is heavenly and ranch is disgusting. I’ve been to the US once and had the displeasure of tasting it.
Ranch isn’t terrible on a salad, but that’s where it should stay. Beyond that? Blegh. Some people even use the ranch seasoning as seasoning for other things, like fried chicken.
Mayonnaise, probably… would work for most Europeans.
For the Western hemisphere, hollandaise or Thousand Island. (Keep in mind, ketchup won’t work well with the olives.)
Asia, you’re gonna want a few extra things to build it up. Japan got it right with Umami, baby.
Gochujang
that’s british poutine
poo-tin
As someone who loves olives and fries this looks delicious.
Would eat
Dicks and holes
Also what kind of container is that in?
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Dont tell me only americans use styrofoam?!
No, but i’ve only seen this once.
Btw, microplastics.
Nah. Also in Germany styrofoam is used for take away by some places. But it really sucks from my perspective. If you put really hot stuff in it (like fries straight from the fryer) it may melt and your fries have plastic shit attached to them and, since it doesn’t allow condensate to exit the crispy food will turn soggy really fast. Carton is so much better from every perspective.
Luckily, legislation in the EU is trying to reduce single use plastics.
Fries need to breathe. Cardboard container wrapped in paper, the holes carved on the top to avoid them becoming soggy.
