The truth is worse.

That there’s more people who want this (or at least did until they realised it meant their families being abducted by ICE) than people who didn’t, and more people still who didn’t give a fuck enough to bother voting.

That should keep them up at night more than vote rigging.

I don’t count marketing as part of a videogame budget.

Blend them up and flush them into the sewage system.

They exist as monitors. In videos they kind of look like really early crappy LCD screens.

I’d just sit in the shade.

This is how we get Dalamain.

I dunno, these fuckers turn on each other all the time. Where are Mike Pence and Rudy Guliani now?

I don’t think they’re smart enough to play 4D chess with PR.

They don’t have anyone describable as “friends” because they’re inherently unlikeable.

They’ll need it because the war money will stop immediately. They’re being funded only as much as it hurts Russia. Just like Afghanistan in the 80s.

By the time you finish the game, whatever you’ve seen so far will seem like the most normal thing in the world.

Definitely a lot of standard Kojima gameplay in there, among the apocalyptic Deliveroo simulator and bonkers 4th wall breaking.

a.k.a. how to own a social media platform without having to buy it.

Art of the deal.

The Play Store works exactly as designed.

It takes a search term, turns it into a list of completely random apps sorted by whatever makes Google the most money in in app payments and adverts, and then shows it to you.

What more did you want from a store run by the world’s biggest advertising company?

They’re polished, but nearly all of them are too safe.

The ones that subvert things a little are always best for me, and these always get mixed reactions from people who went in with a set idea of what they wanted from it.

Red Dead Redemption 2 being a slow paced wild west simulator rather than Grand Theft Horse is a prime example. It didn’t play by safety and doing popular things. It did what they wanted it to be, and it’s all the better for it.

It is mental, but I also kind of wish he’d hire somebody else to write dialogue for him.

And maybe somebody to check all the women characters, and make sure he’s not coming across as being a little bit odd.

I don’t hate people. Just the ones I can’t get away from by pressing a button.

Anyone up at that time on holiday wears socks with crocs.

And then the touchpad never works quite right ever again.

And the RAM and SSD.

By having the battery cost almost as much as a new phone.

Depends if I agree with it.

Got plenty in my retirement pot, but I’ve been saving up bottle caps just in case.

No need for it now. America is so shit nobody wants to go there.

Be Mexico building the wall soon to keep Texans out.