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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

It's the company that counts

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It's the company that counts

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Please look away for a moment while I wash my groin.

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      My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.

      How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?

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        I guessed your user name before I saw it.

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        If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing

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        Erm. You’re in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn’t be larger “bits” there if you wiped properly… Eww

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        A bidet

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          I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

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            I learned a new word today.

            In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains […] of feces.

            [Source]

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            I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

            That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

            Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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              A good wash cloth works wonders.

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                I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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                  Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.

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                    He’s making inroads.

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              I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

              Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

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                Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

                Words to live by

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                Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.

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            Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower

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            If you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.

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              Not in my ass around my ass bud.

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                That’s even worse.

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            A bidet with good water pressure

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              Pre-wash my ass before the shower?

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                Yes

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                  That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.

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                    Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.

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        Is the cloth’s purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?

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          After washing yes.

          It’s not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it’s one of the general service cloths.

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            This feels like a poop knife type situation.

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            I see…

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        With her face.

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      No, 🧐

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      No, don’t. In fact, wash it for me!

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      *butthole

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