Now we just need a slingshot.

Am I the only one against women’s suffering?

I get mine through unprotected sex with strangers.

The whole car smells like a block of warm feta though.

We saw this in his first term when he shut down the government then caved on his big beautiful wall and MAGA was angry then accepted what he did and get back in line.

Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.

That’s why there’s no definitely legal porn category.

If Trump just leaned into this he’d have higher MAGA support and lower age of consent by the end of the day.

Can we just declare the US a terrorist group already?

Getting rid of Apollo support was my final straw.

Got to protect the pedophile-in-chief.

You do some pretty weird shit.

Well something’s got to fill it up.

I’ll take em.

I only stick around as long as he’s sticking hundreds in my leopard print thong.

What about Lot, his daughters and a lot of wine?

I’m adding that one to my spank bank.

No theirs has humor, class and sophistication.

Thanks.

I was attempting to say the name without mentioning them directly.

I think wildbus8979 was deflecting by saying other country’s cops are bad too when the US’s cops is uniquely bad.

ICE is literally kidnapping people off the streets and disappearing them in countries they’ve never been right now.