Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.
My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.
How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?
I guessed your user name before I saw it.
If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing
Erm. You’re in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn’t be larger “bits” there if you wiped properly… Eww
A bidet
I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
I learned a new word today.
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That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.
Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.
A good wash cloth works wonders.
I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy
Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.
He’s making inroads.
I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.
Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.
Words to live by
Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.
Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower
If you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.
Not in my ass around my ass bud.
That’s even worse.
A bidet with good water pressure
Pre-wash my ass before the shower?
Yes
That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.
Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.
Is the cloth’s purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?
After washing yes.
It’s not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it’s one of the general service cloths.
This feels like a poop knife type situation.
I see…
With her face.