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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

It's the company that counts

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It's the company that counts

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

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      I learned a new word today.

      In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains […] of feces.

      [Source]

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      I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

      That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

      Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        A good wash cloth works wonders.

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          I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy

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            Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.

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              He’s making inroads.

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        I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

        Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

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          Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

          Words to live by

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          Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.

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      If you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.

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        Not in my ass around my ass bud.

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      22 hours ago

      Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower

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      A bidet with good water pressure

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        Pre-wash my ass before the shower?

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          Yes

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            That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.

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              Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.

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