Granny Smith apples taste like shampoo.

The EU is still treating Trump as if he knows what he’s doing.

Ethnicities. “Race” is a shit expression.

Yeah, it’s amazing how many people think admitting to being an asshole is a flex.

The pipes in the US still contain plenty of lead. Also, Covid brain damage. Tons of it.

Bucket hat.

Nah, Merz is just as dangerous.

When I see them near my house they’re usually trying to dodge the kestrels, who do NOT appreciate their presence.

She’s wearing whatever the fuck she likes.

Hope that helps.

Don’t get me started…

I mean, Merz is pretty fucking right wing.

Cool! I see them all the time where I live in the Black Forest but I’m never fast enough.

The problem with shelters is that I would feel compelled to adopt 15 kitties instead of a sensible 2.

There are pictures of him and Epstein feeling up teenagers.

Yeah, but that wouldn’t be news. Same as Trump and Prince Andrew being on it aren’t news. I’m guessing some really popular people are on there. People like Bernie Sanders (I’m NOT saying he’s on there but you get my gist).

Squirrels too.

Brexit wants a word.

Do all y’all just have a text to cut and paste from?

I lost my orange boy in January and I’m still waiting for the cat distribution system to re-engage.

I’m watching Tatort Münster to learn German. Love Thiel and Börne.

Alfred J Kwak started as a performance by Herman van Veen. I still have the record.

En het orkest riep “boe”. Oh jee, dacht Alfred, wat noe.