Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, you mean? That was surprisingly good.

Fruit is the healthiest snack you can eat. The sugar thing is bullshit unless you eat a pound of grapes every day.

Mind you, I do all that (without fail) and I’m still a lardarse.

Liberal is leftist. Stop changing the meaning of words willy nilly, America.

Socialism and communism are two different things. Don’t use that slash as if they’re synonyms.

Covid is still a huge problem. It’s causing brain damage, it’s causing heart damage, it’s causing long covid and it’s killing shit tons of people.

I’m listening to Pratchett’s Mort and noticing how neither Pratchett nor Serafinowicz had quite figured out the Death character yet.

I also DNF-ed The Great When (did Moore swallow a thesaurus?) and Setterfield’s The Thirteenth Tale.

Every actor will do it a different way.

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What young kid wears a trenchcoat and not just a rain jacket?

We had a music teacher who, without fail, yelled “What’s the point of this class? You can just as well leave” during every class.

So one class, all of us left.

We got detention and had to write lines. One of the girls had an entire box of scented pens in different colours and she put them all on a table. Then each of us wrote an entire page of stinky, multicoloured lines. I’m sure he didn’t read them all but I bet he had a headache in no time.

Sertraline.

She sounds smart but ignorant. See it as a challenge, maybe?

Maultaschen with broccoli and cheese sauce, ergo yesterday’s leftovers.

That lady will have “inexplicably” died of lung cancer.

I just eat sandwiches. Change the filling every day. Voilà.

It used to be all over Europe. It’s a debit card. We’ve basically gone backwards and ditched a European system.

The longest one I have is King’s The Stand. 47h 47m. I wish I could find the original edition, this one has too much waffle.

Cetirizine is great too, but it causes pretty bad drowsiness.

I think dealing arms, rigging elections and bribing politicians is imposing people, but what do I know.