spittingimage@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down15
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
Brodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 hours agoIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down15
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squareBrodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square22fedilink
EnthusiasticNature94@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agoCereal is just human kibbleplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down10
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareCereal is just human kibbleplus-squareEnthusiasticNature94@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square21fedilink
badbrainstorm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTesla ownerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareTesla ownerplus-squarebadbrainstorm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square51fedilink
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoFive years ago The Freedom Convoy formed to protest the government taking away peoples rights. Today peoples rights are actually being taken away and there's not even a whimper.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down17
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareFive years ago The Freedom Convoy formed to protest the government taking away peoples rights. Today peoples rights are actually being taken away and there's not even a whimper.plus-squareNarrativeBear@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square72fedilink
FiveMacs@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoThere was a time when pizza was not delivered.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareThere was a time when pizza was not delivered.FiveMacs@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square8fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 hours agoWe don't throw away garbage, we pass it on.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down12
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareWe don't throw away garbage, we pass it on.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 24 hours agoI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down12
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
Logh@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoWhen Top Gear ended the UK fell apart.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhen Top Gear ended the UK fell apart.plus-squareLogh@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square3fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoWhen you pay attention to a thing you ignore a bunch of other things.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhen you pay attention to a thing you ignore a bunch of other things.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5fedilink
LegoBrickOnFire@jlai.lu · 1 day agoMaybe jumping over the edge of the world could be really funplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareMaybe jumping over the edge of the world could be really funplus-squareLegoBrickOnFire@jlai.lu · 1 day agomessage-square7fedilink
whaleross@lemmy.world · edit-217 hours agoOrnate barcode feels like it's breaking the fourth wall, somehowplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOrnate barcode feels like it's breaking the fourth wall, somehowplus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.world · edit-217 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
index@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoWork is like music: if you listen to your favorite song for 8 hours a day you are going to hate itmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWork is like music: if you listen to your favorite song for 8 hours a day you are going to hate itindex@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoAn artist is a larval magician.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAn artist is a larval magician.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI wonder if you can write off cannabis products you consume while working, as a business expense. I mean, it's like those that "need" coffee for work, so why not?message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI wonder if you can write off cannabis products you consume while working, as a business expense. I mean, it's like those that "need" coffee for work, so why not?TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 days agoSomeone has the job of making babies cry for scenes in TV and filmmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSomeone has the job of making babies cry for scenes in TV and filmDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 days agoSomehow Disney simultaneously has a reputation for being "too woke" and a reputation for not being progressive enoughmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSomehow Disney simultaneously has a reputation for being "too woke" and a reputation for not being progressive enoughFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Waldelfe@feddit.org · 3 days agoIf we loose the contents of major internet platforms forever, future linguistics will have trouble figuring out where all those weird versions of swear words suddenly came from.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf we loose the contents of major internet platforms forever, future linguistics will have trouble figuring out where all those weird versions of swear words suddenly came from.plus-squareWaldelfe@feddit.org · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe alarm clock industry was collateral damage in the smartphone wars.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe alarm clock industry was collateral damage in the smartphone wars.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square3fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agoBorder Police / Immigration Officials are gonna have a bad time if teleportation technology is ever invented.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBorder Police / Immigration Officials are gonna have a bad time if teleportation technology is ever invented.plus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
