Sure, there’s walking in stores. But essentially: walkability is a luxury for the rich here.

I can write a whole essay on this. Americans themselves aren’t necessarily bad people, quite the contrary. Americans love touching grass and walkable cities and all that cool shit, but it’s so expensive because there’s such overwhelming demand and the ruling class isn’t interested in expanding things. Many Americans are awesome people, but damn are American s the porkiest porks to ever pork.

Just saying, you know public transportation is a good idea when porky only wants places with public transportation all to rich people exclusively.

: “Teehee, oopsie wrong guys!..…You’re not getting this stuff back btw!”

: “What?! I’m not a thief! I’m a cop and cops can’t be criminals!”

Kelly has the right idea with Mao in heaven.

: “Are you guys sure I did all that to those landlords? I can’t find any of them here!”

Honestly, I’m not here to dunk on Americans. This is unquestionably an act of violence porky has done to the American working class.

They literally did what the democrats did.

“Voot bloo no matter who…because we’re not the red team!”

And can they stop pretending they’re not cheering on the housing crisis? That expensive house down payment is your fault for being so concerned about your precious “investment”.

Bro, we don’t even expect to have jobs at all.

Besides. When are we going to talk about how business owners expect gen Z grads to all be Ivy League Valedictorians with years of experience…and still want to flip burgers for their picky ass for minimum wage?

I don’t want to hear shit about dunking on gen Z when we’re also so apparently awesome that you can graduate with a degree and STILL be “unqualified” for internships.

Liberals won

Oh, didn’t know Hexbear started their own party in Canada! Congratulations guys!

I assure you America is not the victim here….and I go out of my way to never buy Amerikkkan.

: “Well you see, us progressive liberals^TM are totally onboard with Palestinian liberation! But well…this is America, and the American people would be alienated if we did this objectively good thing! So we have to do what the republicans are doing…because you know how much the working class loves Israel! You’re so out of touch with Americans, why do you always insist on AlIeNaTiNg ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS?!?!?”

Silly Soviets, lining up for resources that have no business being rare treasures.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to scour up linkedin for any job opportunities and make sure I’m among the first 100 applicants on the first day. You know how competitive the job market is these days!

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“But poor porky would be soo distraught about having to spend money he’d raise prices in a big economic tantrum! Now work for free while prices climb, or prices will climb!”

: “What if we turned LIVING into a luxury for the rich? How can I enjoy even breathing without the satisfaction of it being a status symbol!”

I don’t care if they’re the “rightful owners” anymore. These dipshits are spiteful manchildren and have no right making the rules.

I’m just like “oh my god, how boring can you be?” when fucking WAITING IN LINE on a highway is their idea of a hobby.

Why can’t they just find a chair at home and just sit and stare at the wall? They’ll have just as much fun.

Does anyone know if there’s any theory written about oppressed groups in the imperial core and creating a type of “parallel culture”?

With chuds, fascism being overwhelmingly embraced by the mainstream. I got the message loud and clear: I am not welcome in mainstream society.

I just want to fuck off to the city where I can be with my fellow weirdos in peace but no one is hiring anymore so I can never leave and living in the sticks with people who want me dead if they knew anything about me is fucking unbearable.

The unemployed population once again wants to remind employers we’re still waiting on our jobs and are raring to go whenever!

“No one wants to work anymore!”

Then give us a try. You can’t know if we’re really all that bad if you never try us!

• Just be a gnostic, really. All the chuds that wear crosses will be excommunicated as demon worshippers

• Consider pride to be the ultimate sin, which is the root of all evil. Discrimination? That’s the sin of pride as you see yourself as superior to anyone. Idiots like coal rollers? That is also the sin of pride for literally putting your comforts, and therefore your ego above pollution

• Sustainability will be my upmost concern. Yes, while the goal is to transcend this material world, it is our duty to not make the material world any more painful than it already is

• Cuba will be declared as the state that has served God the best.

• I’ll give a shout-out to transcendentalist movements and also quakers for having the Catholic Church’s respect.

Gammons are the most spoiled, universally beloved people in Britain and I’m fucking sick of normies whining about how it’s them that’s the real little guy.

Just goes to show how most of the “inefficiencies” in these government services are pure weaponized incompetence designed to tacitly goad people into please please PLEASE trust the private sector for everything!