• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.

  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        2 days ago

        They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.

  • smeg@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health