There is a fat acceptance movement that says you can’t control your wight, and also the only healthy way to eat is to eat whatever you want whenever you want, and if doctors want to weigh their patients or inform them of the health risks of being overweight or not do operations where excess fat would create complications, the only possible explanation for any of that is fatphobia.

wish granted

Everybody dance now!

You can’t fight here, this is the war room

Just win that race ok

Polar bears are very curious animals, so if you back away while slowly undressing they will stop to inspect each piece of clothing, giving you time to get away.

The Q3 numbers have a life of their own. Growing, shrinking, zig zagging all over the place. Pushing needles, pulling levers. And fyi, the roi is tbd. high five synergy!

Does it mean the same thing in corporate as in balatro

If you have a physical illness you go to physical therapy, so if you have a mental illness you should go to mental therapy.

If a person disappears the things they own will still be here, shocking revelation.

They aren’t designed they’re evolved, but that’s not important right now.

In the woods. You don’t see polar bears in the woods.

How does the apocalypse make evs future proof?

What is six times nine

Only the alternate meanings are jokes, every word has to have a meaning

I would be fine with changing my ways if changing my anything didn’t require endless paperwork. How is it fair that some guy invents agriculture and now I have to have a credit score

And water boarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds fun.

So it’s like de-federating

It’s taking about not having emergency savings

Because you keep your yachts in the Caribbean so they aren’t subject to tariffs anyway