Whenever Darth Vader isn’t onscreen actively committing atrocities, all of the other characters should be asking, “Where’s Darthie?”
Darth Vader should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine
I remember when i was younger just wanting to watch a star wars tv series about the inner workings of the senate, which still sounds infinitely more enjoyable than “vader kill to show power heavy breathing”.
Please what is Vader be able to do? If he does anything else than force choke some rando and does standard “bad ass” lines, the fanboys will cry about it. He has no politics, no culture, no ideas, no purpose (especially modern vader), he is a “great man” that is just enforcing palps will, which we already have enough of.
Again going back to RLM but Mike explained it best when he said Vader was more of an enforcer like an ss officer in nazi germany than space jesus or space john wick.
If the SS had pagan occult magics like some consipracists say, they’d still be the SS. Vader can be an evil wizard and also a space nazi.
Himmler build a larp nazi arthurian pagan castle in wewelsburg because it was a nexus of the spirits of fallen saxon warriors or something- replace saxon with sith and that’s very much palps.
It’s even called out in the original trilogy in the first film lmao.
“…your sad devotion to that ancient religion.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
This is one of the most famous scenes and one of the most quoted lines in the whole series. Even in-universe, people talk shit to Vader straight to his face about being nothing more than the Emperor’s attack dog when he needs someone competent to do some evil shit.
In universe jedi & sith are seen as religious cults. In KOTOR the sith-jedi war is called “Jedi Civil War” because people think its about jedi fighting over “doctrine”.
The most you can do with him is have him be like a horror movie monster where he shows up and kills a bunch of rebels who are helpless before him. But you gotta build up to that by making us care about the rebels in question so we feel bad when they get murked.
I’d watch that. Basically Jason with psionics.
Vaders politics basically boil down to being cool, powerful and owning the libs with it with no other clear motivation attached. Which in the 70s makes for good movie villain and idiotic political premise, but alas, george lucas has been vindicated again
Vaders politics basically boil down to being cool, powerful and owning the libs with it with no other clear motivation attached.
perfect but also thanks I hate it
I also remember the action packed duel between Obi-Wan and Darth Vader in A New Hope.
They actually made that in the Obi Wan show and it sucked ass lol. All I remember is Obi Wan pelting Vader with shitty CGI rocks
Literally the dumb drooling babies that RLM mocked relentlessly in all their sw videos.
action scenes in franchise films really are just porn that people don’t feel embarrassed about watching in public.
I’d watch it because it’s good, not because it’s Star Wars fan fiction.
protip: George Lucas only made 6 Star Wars movies.
And Andor is better than any of those six
The prequels get too much credit. People have nostalgia glasses on for what were bad movies. The same complaints today about the Disney trilogy (except for the chud complaints) were made about the prequels.
Like how you gonna have Samuel L. Jackson in your movie and have him be completely wooden? There’s multiple academy award winners and nominees in there, yet their acting sucks. It’s because they had a shitty director with Lucas not letting anyone else have input or telling him no.
I was still a kid, but older going into my teens when they came out. I remember the reactions people had, comparing them to the original trilogy. My point is, chuds get themselves worked up over a franchise that’s been objectively terrible as though they were the pinnacle of modern cinema. They need to just shut the fuck up and enjoy the slop.
I don’t know, I’ll defend the prequels a little bit. They’re still bad movies, but they’re bad in a way that was… interesting? Besides pod racing, which rips, they had some actual political ideas and were at least set against a backdrop of a liberal democracy descending into fascism.
A manufactured war creates a crisis and goads a small group of bourgeois senatorial elites to concentrate power in the hands of a unitary executive who uses that power to abolish the liberal democracy. The sequels don’t have anything resembling politics, just vibes.
George absolutely needed reined in but he did have some good ideas in the all the slop. But I’m willing to give him way more slack for modeling the rebels in the OT after the Viet Cong than maybe should.
I was 22 when TPM was released and my friends and I were so excited to go see a new Star Wars movie. The first one came out the year I was born so even though I’m nearly 50 now I never got to see the originals in that form and this was a huge moment for Scifi nerds like us. We got together all the old crew, we had all graduated college at that point and didn’t see each other often and this was like an event. We piled into the theater…
When it ended we all just sat there confused. No one wanted to be the one to admit that the movie fucking sucked. It sucked so hard I was embarrassed to be there. We all looked at each other like uh… was… that good? Finally someone was like “I wanted to leave since the underwater scenes”
The prequels suck. The only reason anyone like them is that they were kids when they came out and it tickles the nostalgia centers of their brains. The next two were slightly better but only very slightly. I will never watch them again.
> implying that the OT isn’t also nostalgia slop
I am not! I liked it at the time then the prequels killed it for me. The OT is not good on rewatching either lol. I’ve actually never even seen Andor either, who the fuck cares
I think it’s on purpose because Andor can’t have a real anti-fascist, anti-empire message if Darth Vader is present. In the dynamics of real empire, Vader should be some kind of manager/general like Krenic. He can’t be a 6’-4" cyborg who is the best at being a pilot and the strongest magic space warlock to ever exist. The foundational narrative of Star Wars is about how empires are created by bad people who are indoctrinated by magic space warlocks. This message was driven so far deep in the lore that literal space genes cause people to be almost deterministically evil or good. You can’t be materially anti-empire when the empire is actually magic. Being a revolutionary against empire means something and it’s not waiting for the prophecy of a good guy with magic space genes to save us all.
The best thing Andor can do is forget the Skywalker bullshit, pretend it doesn’t exist, and flesh out the Empire as being founded in material exploitation. That is something they have been doing so far. If Andor has to go find a magic Jedi mcguffin or protect the royal space gene bloodline, it’s cooked. Luckily we know how this ends so they don’t have much room for that bullshit.
I rewatched Rogue One after watching season 1 of Andor again before the 2nd season and in Rogue one Andor (the character) mentions the jedi, which means he knows about them by Rogue One which kinda scares me for this season. Think it’s gonna turn out that Luthen is a jedi, I hope not and that line in Rogue One goes on to not make any sense.
meh jedi should be fairly well known to his generation, he was born before the empire killed them.
Han Solo didn’t believe in the Jedi having existed and his best friend met Yoda. Andor also shows he was living in a pretty far off planet which was then violently colonized by the republic and then was a refugee and moved around a lot mostly around some more far flung places. I’m really hoping they just forget the line was even in the movie especially cause thar will make star wars fans really mad and I fucking hate star wars fans.
george fucked up the timeline by a couple decades, clone wars should’ve been 20 years earlier than they were based on obi-wan’s lines in a new hope, han not believing jedi were real, and the general guidance the continuity team had given writers for vaguely gesturing at the “clone war relics”.
huh apparently andor and han are supposed to be the same age
idk, def share your hope none of the characters turn out to be secret jedisMy distrust of star wars in general is in constant conflict with the fact that andor was amazing. Stick the landing.
I am also kinda glad it’s only gonna be 2 seasons cause I like stories that end but it also kinda sucks that good star wars is probably gone again after this. Good star wars ended last time in 1980 before andor blew that shit out of the water. I love the original movie to death but it’s cause I really like 70s Sci fi movies so the slower pace and robots walkimg around a desert is totally my shit. Empire is great but has huge pacing issues. Too fast at the start and then goes to a crawl post both and then a super fast ending. Return of the jedi sucks. The prequels suck but I find how and why they suck to be infinitely interesting. Clone wars sucked. Sequels were a mid movie a movie that should have gotten one more script pass over to tighten things up but was otherwise promising that is somehow the most controversial piece of media ever and the worst thing ever projected on a screen according to almost everyone. I’d love to see Tony Gilroy do an original Sci fi after this
This is what a steady diet of ‘‘best [X MOVIE HERE] fight scene compilation’’ and comicbooks does to your brain.
we need a name for the motherfuckers who watched the vader scene in Rogue One and came out thinking it was epic and awesome instead of horrifying
Vintage Hugo Boss likers
They can get all that in the darth Vader comics if they want.
I wanted lightsaber fighting as a child. Somewhere in my mid teens I wanted to know the lore but as an adult I want lightsaber fights
P.s. no idea what andor is
P.s. no idea what andor is
That’s good, that means you get to experience it completely blind for the first time!
Go watch it, now.
(if you have the time for 12 50-minute episodes)
I just want to see Vader return to his one true love - podracing
Honestly, watching Vader blow up some main characters in a tie fighter and then saying, " breath now this breath is what I call podracing" would be so fucking funny.
