FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

Ooh, that blows

A-holistic nutrition

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Whenever Darth Vader isn’t onscreen actively committing atrocities, all of the other characters should be asking, “Where’s Darthie?”

It’s fun to intentionally misread this headline so instead of “Elon Musk is running out of ideas with which to save Tesla” it’s “Elon Musk is going to save Tesla by running out of terrible ideas to impose on the company”