You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Moaning of a hentai girl
Car tires screeching to a stop
Cats fighting
Lol
The transformer transforming sound
A running steam engine
Forklift backing up
A doorbell
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
NES Megaman death sound.
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
I choose farts of course.
