I don’t put the milk in first so it won’t travel across the inner curve of the bowl and spill out, making a huge mess. But that’s just me

Princess Bride. The narrative framework of some shitkid not appreciating that his grandpa is Columbo ruins the whole thing. Those two characters should be cut out and then it can be good. …Okay, Peter Falk can stay.

The Year of Esperanto is finally upon us! Bonan Matenon, Europe!