Man… The Chinese language is supposed to encompass phrases within single characters, but this sentence is obviously longer in Chinese than it is in English.

Are you trying to trick us?

Asian asian food is saltier than I expected, but I try to watch my health. Honestly it’s probably just restaurants that do it, like everywhere in North America and Europe is trying to kill me with butter.

As opposed to the Europeans who think that wine is a dietary group? Or Asians who think that salt is a vitamin?

What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse?

I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

Do you really need an investigation of endeavour #21?

Absolutely.

Bro, does it still work? I can’t imagine it will but if so, give the magnet link.

Can we still play it? I’ll 1v1 you later today if we can.

With that weird kick on the jump animation and the totally stupid crouch animation.

I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

Multiplayer gaming peaked at GameSpy.

And that’s why Gabe has a new yacht with a fuckin’ submarine.

Goddamn money printer he’s got there. No hate, I just can’t believe the platform that we had to install to play Counter Strike (1.6?) has become the juggernaut it has.

That’s complete bullshit. Building one floor on cheap land is way, way cheaper than building high on expensive land.

source: Wyoming.

and of course, building one floor of data center is exponentially cheaper than building two floors.

Bone stuff, why are you asking so many questions?

No, like put him on an ice floe in the Arctic

Exile Steven Crowder. Change my mind.

Like… 8?

Huh, May 2024. I wonder if it’s gotten worse

Anyone got a link to the inevitable fact checking post? I trust Mr Reich, but it’s always nice to follow up.

“I should probably wash that hand twice”

epic, but they should have spelled it gradimitated

All my stuff is low so I’m sure it wouldn’t. I couldn’t even use the nicer wheeled under bed bins, about 3cm too tall. I’m stuck with the little tiny ones that barely hold a light duvet.