Op says the roll is pre-Covid, so the time piece checks out.

Wearing my team Canada shirt today because the entire country won last night, whether everyone realizes it or not.

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

If the odometer was faulty then the speedometer would be……oh my god, it all makes sense now. This is why all these teslers are doing 50 in the left lane.