If I had the money I’d buy it and replace every post with goatse.

EDIT: wtf the insane asylum is loose. Halp

Guarantees their employee works somewhere else.

Not being born rich.

Meh, it sounds shocking but it’s just a shitty crepe.

Problem: there are two competing political parties.

Creates new political party

New situation: there are two competing political parties.

Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

That’s why you see the doctor.

It’s like peeing. Everyone does it, but if you do it 50 times a day see a doctor.

Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

Fascists always vote = fascists get what they want = idiots saying “voting doesn’t work”

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

What if we invent inbred robots?

You can fucking swear on the Internet.

Remember when comic artists and cartoonists would make up some outlandish slang for a character and it was supposed to make fun of millennials, but we thought that was stupid too?

Gen Z actually talk like that.

I put this game in the “top 5 games that I wish I liked” because I can see everyone having more fun with this game than I am.

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the “bwaaa” music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don’t fucking remember.

Me when my can of soda doesn’t have a reflection. 👀

Honestly kinda hate it when the Addams family are portrayed as actual criminals. Kinda makes me root for the stepford wives who keep protesting their existence, which defeats the point.