i make my way immediately to the church of elleh to get the spirit calling bell and then, because i’m a fucking nerd, i’m going straight for Sellen for those sweet sweet glintstone sorceries (arc my beloved…) that single spell literally will carry me through 75% of the game

There is no way this site lasts a decade so rest assured you will not be missing out on anything but

There is a Melina supremacy going on within Hexbear and all the admins are in support of this supremacist movement.

I’m crying lol

There’s a pic in the article where they’re against a wall and it does genuinely look like he’s trying to hail a cab lol

like bro you have a weapon why aren’t you brandishing it and clearing space. NYPD surely can fire off a single round into the air like a cowboy without getting in trouble.

didn’t even kiss 0/10 get this gaybaiting australian off my feed

really speedrunning the death of the oceans here.

Gen X’s parents hated them too that’s why they’re the latchkey generation but you’re right, the younger gens could definitely punch the hate up.

they create a sort of chaff cloud over the island by firing all of the unused spices into the air which confuses the missiles’ radar/tracking

yeah it got replaced by the equally bad c/selfcrit

honestly the way bans are handled on Hexbear can be annoying especially because of this. Not that I think admins/mods should HAVE to respond/consider ban appeals, but it seems like the only thing someone can do if they get banned is just…make another account - which is dumb if they’re like a lemmygrad or other instance user.

not drilling but instead just harvesting thousand years old deposits of rare earth minerals that we have no idea how crucial they are to the local ecosystem of the seafloor but daddy NEEDS that cobalt

lmao honestly why are we posting about FNAF HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE