Yeah. Coupla big lads scattered across the coastline, ready to lob their empty strongbow cans at any incoming missiles. If that fails, there’s a reserve of inbred nonces that shoot clay pigeons on the weekend ready to shoot the missiles down.
As long as Russia doesn’t send anything larger than a baked bean tin fulla gunpowder, TERF island’ll be in the clear.
The uk has air defences?
Keir Starmer fires unemployed people out of trebuchets in the vague direction of incoming missiles
A poor substitute since Brexit reduced the supply of Fr*nch.
they create a sort of chaff cloud over the island by firing all of the unused spices into the air which confuses the missiles’ radar/tracking
Yeah. Coupla big lads scattered across the coastline, ready to lob their empty strongbow cans at any incoming missiles. If that fails, there’s a reserve of inbred nonces that shoot clay pigeons on the weekend ready to shoot the missiles down.
As long as Russia doesn’t send anything larger than a baked bean tin fulla gunpowder, TERF island’ll be in the clear.
Thousands of magic nannies flying through the air on umbrellas