Im sure I would have at least placed if they timed me when my mom called saying she was off work and coming home.

This reminded me of a mini documentary on helping subsistence farmers in India. Since the farms were small and irregular, they couldn’t recommend powered harvesters to be shared. They basically squatted down and used sickles. It was a whole family affair as kids as small as 3 were needed to harvest quickly and get it to market.

They introduced scythes with baskets to catch and softly drop the grain or whatever to the side.

this isn’t that documentary, but it does show the slow going of using a sickle at first. It then shows how much faster the scythe is.

The documentary also showed how some were reluctant as the kids were free and basically the sickle was how it had always been done. So they had contests of 5 farmers against one guy on the scythe and a kid picking up the wheat and putting it on a cart. I think it was 30 meters long. The scythe had the job finished and helping the kid finish putting the grain in the cart before the other farmers had gotten halfway.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

nixtamal!

Ma get the metate!

The flavors combine somehow to make it VERY easy to drink. I need to try cointreau and a splash of coke to see if that really is the magic.

Fritz Lang’s ‘M’

Is he fat shaming his own blood?

You can also ask who they voted for. If they waffle,

In the beginning, people used simple programs like ms paint with a mouse to draw. I use my phone’s editor to draw stuff. Have a cat

I should really get around to RTFM.

Dragging themselves up on the tractor, this field isn’t gonna disk itself.

By claiming the best, smartest, biglyest president can do no wrong and it was an inspired idea.

Jesus not even a 3500? Basically always towing its limit carrying the added weight of all that bullshit.

3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
2. Stir up with baking soda
3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
6. ??? ⁷. Repeat

I’ve read about it and it’s mechanisms. Does it actually give a dopamine hit? Do you do a low dose?

That cord is too short. It has to be 50ft minimum so you can walk around and into the living room taking out anything on the counters.

A couple of hours after Trump laughed when asked about it and said, "yeah, he’s a loser. Everyone hates him.

That will always be funny. "Stop! We shouldn’t learn and adapt. We just want to show off with a live fire parade!

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.