I am now convinced German is just a made up language.

♪ ROoOmE! Fuck yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin day, Yeah!♪

Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.

How could he not fuck himself, look at them tiddies.

A little fancier than that, mine doesn’t actually make the ice, it orders it directly from an ice breaker ship at the polar icecap and has it delivered via drone. A little more money, but worth it.

I know nothing about Iran or its policies but I respect any president who wears a bomber jacket to go sign shit.

Then why is their name Iran and not Istopandfight

Are we talking the freezer compartment or the sulfuric acid compartment.

Possibly, is his name Jeff?

A friend in the field had told me that they preemptively make donations to offset their taxes. Let say it’s 1million dollars. they put up 1 million dollars of their own money, then they gather donations at the till towards this charity to pay themselves back for the money they spent.

Again just what I’ve heard.

They don’t give a fuck about the people or the land it’s the control they want. They even have a protocol of they were to lose control of the area and are about to lose Israel called the Samson option, where they just nuke themselves, level the whole area and make it uninhabitable.

I love that even in Pakistan there are people who also say “Jesus” to convey astonishment 😂

Nice. What year is it, and where is here?

lol, I could see myself driving that baby.

Any Israeli war criminals of consequence have probably left for their summer home in Florida 2 days ago.

What a shocking revelation.

when I arrived at the bar I had a feeling the bouncer would toss me out by the end of the night, so I launched a preemptive strike and punched him. Sped the whole process right up.

I can’t wait till baldness is fully cured and the masses start unironically straight razoring their scalp because it’s trendy.

I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.