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Not even a little surprised by this. Most american dog owners keep their pet as a status symbol / emotional support object. Americans love the idea of owning a dog, not the reality of it.

I find shoestring logic fandom headcanon theories endearing and I’ve been waiting a long time for there to be someone who approaches the bible the same way people on tumblr drove themselves to madness over like trying to predict the ending to Sherlock or whatever. I’m really happy this guy finally exists, just doing “Maybe it was all a dream, maybe Harry was hallucinating being a wizard because he was on the brink of death, maybe Rey is Mace Windu’s daughter” but for the bible. This rules

Creating an advertisement aimed at children should be punishable by death and I’m not joking

Most crochet patterns on Pinterest are like this now. Real ones are on ravelry for yarn art patterns but a lot of more casual crocheters and learners are being served up entirely nonsensical instructions